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Ty Wetzel died in an automobile accident on July 4, 1976
just outside of his hometown of Austin, Tx. He was 25 years
young at the time of his passing. Despite his diminutive stature
(around 56") Ty was a giant among our crowd. President
of the Ramstein Jr. High School 1966 ninth grade class, he
lead us in everything from organizing pep rallies to putting
together what has become legend among military dependents
worldwide: i.e., the Jungle Juice Party of 1965. Jungle Juice
was Tys brainchild. It was: orange juice diced with
a bunch of cut up fruit and lots and lots of vodka. Tys
reasoning regarding the juice/alcohol, vis-à-vis girls,
was that since the women wanted to stay sober, they would
eat the fruit rather than drinking the juice. But, since fruit
acts as an alcohol absorbent, by eating the fruit the girls
would end up on their pretty little sixteen-year-old butts,
while us boys, who guzzled the juice and ignored the fruit,
would remain of sound mind and firm hand. And, it worked.
All of the babes who attended the JJP of 65 fell victim to
Tys genius, and the Vodkas dizzying magic. And,
yes, several of the guys scored a feel. Unfortunately, I (who
will go nameless) wasnt one of them. The girl I ended
up with (who will go nameless except for her maiden initials
of SV) did in fact get toasted but, being of sounder mind
than the rest of us guys, had the pre-party forethought to
have one of her friends crimp her bra strap hooks down with
a pair of pliers, thereby befuddling my (expert and well proven)
attempts to unfasten said bra and tip-toe into, what was for
me back then, a much anticipated and long awaited promised
land.
Gordon Larson
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